It all begins on Mars in some industrialized hellhole with no green plants or anything colorful, as usually all horror-shooters do. Oh Dr.Betruger, what a memorable character he was. And if you thought The Lost Mission would address Doom 3's criticisms (broom closet sized levels, predictable enemy appearances, ect) YOU WERE COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG! The 'Boring Fucking Game' edition also includes a new expansion pack called 'The Lost Mission' but it's sadly 8 years too late for anyone to give a shit. They're calling it the 'BFG Edition', and it looks like the exact same low-poly plastic shit that it did 8 years ago, despite their claims of 'remastered' graphics. Children and nearly anyone below the M rated age for this game is widely known to have shit their pants playing the game at the sight of the first zombie.Īs if the game wasn't already irrelevant enough upon its original release in 2004, 'id' decided to re-release the game in 2012 and make it even easier by adding more ammo and a always-on flashlight, so that the whiny faggots that couldn't handle the original can experience the mediocrity that is Doom 3.

'id' designed the game to scare everybody's little brother with cheap jumpscares. The graphics have become bland and unappealing, even the old Doom with its colorful pixel monsters is more enjoyable. You get to fight slow zombies with moar realistic skin textures. This makes it really not like Doom at all except that it takes place on Mars with a portal to hell, aside that Doom never took place on Mars, but its moons Deimos & Phobos. A game so forgettable that even /v/ doesn't talk about it anymore.ĭoom 3 is pretty much a reboot of Doom with slightly better graphics and a lot less things to shoot.

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